Props to Mashable for creating Social Media Day. This year marks the second annual celebration of social media as we know it. I find this day particularly special because if it weren’t for social media, I wouldn’t have this job. And if I didn’t have this job, I’d probably be sad, because my job is incredibly awesome.
Oh and can I just be the person that says that the #SMDay hashtag looks like it’s something about sadomasochism? Okay? Good.
But in Britain we don’t win many gold medals at the Olympics… because we’ve chosen not to! It’s a political statement! Because we hate our national anthem. Because it’s “God Save the Queen,” you see?
“God Save the Queen.” Now the Queen lives in a very big house, she has barbed wire outside, and people with guns in front of that. That’s one saved fucking queen, I’ll tell you! That’s the problem! She’s overly saved! She has no idea of the struggle of human existence. We have to work for a living, raise a family… we don’t have nannies all running around the place. It’s what you’ve got to do in your life, you know?
So it’s “God Save the Queen.” No! It’s too saved. It’s “God Attack the Queen,” that’s what it should be! ( singing ) “God attack the Queen, send big dogs after her that bite her bum. Let them chase after her and rip her knickers off…” That’d be fantastic! Then she’d have to fight the crazy dog with a handbag with a brick inside of it.